February 2012
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From Tumblr’s reaction to the Oscars yesterday, I was fully expecting the same thing for the Daytona 500.
…I guess I was mistaken.
Tomorrow is my mother's birthday. This is the note...
Mom-
Firstly, happy birthday. Secondly, I do not have a card for you. I went to the store, browsed through the selection, and found it inadequate. So, in place of a card, I’m expressing my appreciation in the only way I know how:
There’s cheesecake in the fridge.
Love ya,
Nick
fakescythians:
did you know that people who don’t socialize as much like to pretend that they’re smarter than the people that do
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Just saw a license plate, “MEYYOW”
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kapaulsonn replied to your post: Listen to the new Andrew Bird album. Just go for it. It’s amazing! haha
That’s just silly! But also reasonable. I really think you’ll love it.
I know I will. I’m seeing him on March 19th.
I. Am. Excite.
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kapaulsonn asked: Listen to the new Andrew Bird album. Just go for it. It's amazing! haha
I had my last regular season wrestling practice ever tonight. Fifteen years of work, and I only have 3 weeks left.
electriclady-land replied to your post: electriclady-land replied to your post: Did I just…
I’ve loved her longer :(
I think we should talk. Amanda’s found someone new.
Did I just spontaneously fall in love with Amanda Seyfried.
Yep. Yes I did.
swasticake replied to your post: swasticake replied to your photo: Why do so many…
Too much spray tan and hairspray got into their ears and travelled into their brain stems and now we are having an epidemic of this mental retardation. The end.
swasticake replied to your photo: Why do so many girls take pictures with their hand…
Same reason the “duckface” happens.
A genetic disorder?
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9 PM me: Oh, wow! It's only 9, and I'm ready for bed!
9 PM me: I'm going to get so much sleep!
9 PM me: And I'll wake up completely refreshed!
9 PM me: And I'll get so much stuff done in the morning!
9 PM me: And I'll totally not be tired at all tomorrow!
Internet: Nope. Try again.
9 PM me:
9 PM me:
9 PM me:
3 AM me: Well played, Internet.
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Anonymous asked: Why cant I hear it?
Anonymous asked: do you ever write your own music?
After months of an up and down follower count, I’ve finally broken 400. Thank you, pretty people.